Wow Wasabi I get that it’s hot out, but you don’t need to freeze your sushi... #guessillbewaitingforthedefrost #guessitaintthatfresh #frozenriceisnottheone

“You ladies already got a Wonder Woman movie. Why do you need a Captain Marvel movie?” - men who think women should be grateful for having one orgasm

Everything I know about these Kardashians I learnt against my will.

Labs may not be for you and that's fine. #scroobiuspip #labsincaps #sundaylunching #wemaynotbeforyouandthatsfine

Can we just discuss Manchester City away kit? #mancity #fpl #isthisyourinspo #candycorn

We've all done our bit! Bilbo obviously voted for the biscuit party. #dogsatpollingstations #GeneralElection2019

RIP to the wreath I lovingly made this year. Made it to the 17th before being nicked from my front door. #wreaththief #christmasgrinch #absoluteutterarseholes #southlondon

Rik Mayall trending just gives me joy for more Rik Mayall clips GIFs and soundbites. Here's another corker #RikMayall

This is your annual reminder that you can sing Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to the tune of "Deck the Halls" and vice versa.

If the topless women protesting on Waterloo Bridge have taught us anything, it's that a lot of men on Twitter think breasts are the female equivalent of penises, and we can only wonder at their sex lives.

Accurate.

Meanwhile in Belarus....

'Reading is the sole means by which we slip into another’s skin, another’s voice, another’s soul.' - Joyce Carol Oates #WednesdayWisdom

As it's #DoctorWhoDay I think it's time to see Tom Baker's quote when asked his one biggest Doctor Who memory again.

If your faith allows you to believe that Donald Trump is a God-fearing Christian and Barack Obama wasn't, your faith is white supremacy.

*phone rings* "Hello yes it is us the gang thugs." x.com/cementley/stat…

Anywhere you like.provided I can wear stilettos x.com/jakestroas/sta…

I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂

The utter utter joy when you watch a lovely #blackmirror episode! #alwaysexpecttheworst #giddywithhappiness