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this is where i’m sending telegram messages from today

my ex didn’t own a single pair of sunglasses when we met she just went around squinting all the time looking back, not surprising it didn’t work out

why do the napkins in italy feel like laminated onion skin

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i used to be a fan of Stork because i like kyle but then Kaco took me to italy and now im a fan of Pyth Network 🔮

the cool thing about more onchain clobs is that it gives T+’s market makers more liquidity venues to settle into we will send volume to whichever chain has the best price more routes, more inefficiencies, more reason to bid through T+

who should we have DJ the T+ launch party? DJ Tragic headliner for sure.

order the pasta, eat the bread, 6 spritz’s won’t hurt you. you’re always 6 weeks away from washboard abs.

it must be so annoying to be a hot girl in crypto just trying to do business and every dude in the industry has to shoot their shot at least once

i have a rat in my inner circle how should i sniff them out? right now the only reasonable option to redeem trust is to require everyone send me a dick pic which i save to an encrypted drive

as fun as euro summer has been, i can’t wait to be back in NYC chilling in my house

the best part about euro summer is that it’s just the summer and you get to live in america the rest of the time

what questions should i ask her to optimize for ending up with a hot 45 yr old wife?

rest in peace avicii fr

im getting a burger as soon as i get back to nyc

family is everything. get her pregnant bro.

6 weeks in Italy really changes a man charco (summer arc)

the nice thing about seeing a beautiful woman in the wild is you can think to yourself “oh she could be my wife. we would get along great” and you don’t have to deal with the reality of who she actually is - she’s just a figment of your imagination until you have a

i brought 7 vapes to italy and this is the last one