nobody: The Time Traveller 30 million years in the future:

it’s normal to die 591 times on your first Celeste B-Side right

the most terrifying fate in Johnny Mnemonic:

this mentality is a major contributing factor as to Why Movies Suck

I think we should shame fanfic writers more

I guess this is on me for assuming but I really thought 28 Years Later was gonna be more of a “one last hurrah” and not “this is the first film in the rebooted 28 Whatever Cinematic Universe”

Reading and listening to audiobooks are absolutely, inarguably, two completely different things; and while listening to audiobooks is not without value or merit, reading is better

so Spirited Away and Final Fantasy X released only days apart from each other? there was something in the air back then

Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money Airplane II: The Sequel Spinal Tap II: The End Continues Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury is now an inevitability

oh this is bad

YouTube thumbnail: “the hidden genius of whatever” always really means: “I like this thing that fucking sucks but I’m too stupid to realize it’s dogshit”

Jodorowsky’s Emperor