Early?

Bears must get so annoyed being poked all the time

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"To learn how to be in a T-Mobile commercial, Jeff Bridges moved in with Zoe Saldana...." ok sure why not

Channing Tatum is... Roofman Chris Pine is... Pool Man Leonardo DiCaprio is... Battle Man Cillian Murphy is... Bomb Man Timothee Chalamet is... Dylan Man

Excuse me they did what now?

I get Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln but why is Teddy Roosevelt on Mount Rushmore? Was he just fresh in people's memory?

Democrat, Republican, MAGA, Antifa, Muslim, Jew, Christian: no one knows how to drive anymore

Why does everything have to have music

Dear streaming services: standup specials are not movies

Asking ChatGPT what is inside the bags under my eyes

Conversion therapy, you mean straight grooming?

Diddy's next

Extremely creative loss by the Giants 👏🏻