¬ {ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈᵒ} Axton. (in falsetto, 'female' voice) "Oh soldier, you're so great!" (in regular voice) "Come on, ladies, I'm not that cool..." {> Mature & Dark themes. {> Detailed & Banter. {> Ship w/ chem.

"Glad my failed comedy career is entertaining. Too bad the survivors didn't-"

She felt a litgle accomplished, a smirk tugging at her lips before she started to twirl her braid. "You know something? How's a guy like you get bored? Got a whole cult st your finger tips that boring?"

"But, like, why not blow em up? Turn some of em into pop-corn." She arched a brow, her own hand coming to her hip to mirror him. "Gorgeus, huh? Curiosity, I guess. Who needs reasons?"

"With your fan base? That'd take a long ass time." She tilted her head, arching a brow. "You like crazy chicks, then?"

"... What?"

" I tried to be sweet, I tried to be kind, but I feel much better now thst I'm out of my mind. "

Kicks in the reader's door. "Boom baby!" Queue colorful, loud explosions behind her.

[[After losing... well, everything, Jinx in a ship would be HELLA possessive. Like me.

"As you should. Doors just get in the way." She walked right in, immediately going for the fridge.

She rolled her eyes, arms folding over her stomach. "I mean, yeah, but *I* might kill you too."

That sure didn't stop her; coming back with a mouthful of cheese and a bottle of beer. "You're snack supply sucks."

[[I NEED the new dbd dlc but my wallet says no 🥴😩

"Didn't know carnivore meant bad snacker." She shrugged, using a table top to open the glass bottle, taking a long drink before looking at him. "... What're you doin' anyway?"

"I'd kill my sister. So.. watch out." She smirked, only half joking.

[[Cyberpunk makes the depression go away

She's been thinkin' about those CoV lately. Gotta be better than this stuffy ass ship, right?

What was that explosion? Nothing! There might be some problems later but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[[Mcr and ffxiv tonight

[[The fact that riot changed tp when Akali exists is fuckin' wild to me