“I get so gay off that tequila”, so there’s this most important American songwriter since Bruce Springsteen…

BECAUSE I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COULDN'T EVEN BE HER IF I TRIED!!!!!!!!!!! I'M OPPOSITE I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL ALL THESE FEELINGS I CAN'T CONTROL.... OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oomf possibly future oombf making me incredibly h word rn

Play this at the intro to my funeral

My darling little gay boy who is good at english in high school, when this compels you to go to law school as a certain viola davis once did for me, I warn you….it is a sinister and nefarious trap

The concept of Anna Delvey tweeting this (she spilled)

her voice is heavenly

RHOP camera crew rn

Gizelle’s imminent commentary of the mugshots is gonna be Pulitzer worthy I just know it

Call me October 31 the way I holler for ween

THE HEELS

Yall are weak. I would have a blast

Ashley saying she’s attending the White House Correspondents dinner to “celebrate the White House” lmao. #RHOP

ANGUS O’BRIEN YOU NEED ME SO BADDD #BootsNetflix

i disagree with this. yeah it’s not super important right off the bat but i don’t wanna get 4-5 dates in with a guy and catch feelings just to realize we’re gonna be bumping purses

once again begging for a brazilian man to enter my life asap

DEMI LOVATO EXCUSE ME?

home about to be seized, schizophrenic rants, husband stealing out her purse and the son banging spoons.. oh my

should i get a cat or a therapist

it’s that time of the year