After Dinner Awesome, Batman is canonically in Star Trek now!

If you don't believe in magic, how do you explain this?

Hello, my little chicken nuggets. Unfortunately, it is still Monday.

How to make your husband do any chore instantly:

Banned from another pool 😪😮‍💨

Finally the truth comes out!

To be fair this is probably the finest yet🥰

The most perfect maneuver I have ever seen! 👌

What do you notice?

Hone in on the inside. Focus on your affirmations: 1.Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck. 2.Why I oughtta. 3.Wise guy, eh? 4.Why didn't your mother ever teach you to be normal? 5.You kiss your mother with that mouth? 6.woopwooopwooopwooopwooop(see illustration)

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Would you watch it? 😭

Rothmus 🏴

Jen X🗽 Their making Robo great again🤣

Rothmus 🏴 Apparently the future is Insane Asylums.

I hear there is a new gap in the market and am opening my restaurant! Featuring: - The privilege of no one talking on speaker phone during your meal! - No youth in white t-shirts trying to sell you a snickers bar on the sidewalk. - No metal detectors... you can bring a gun and

♡ Honey ♡

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