WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE! ANTI-CELEBRITY STATUS! ECCENTRIC AESTHETIC! LIBERATION BEFORE NATION STATES! READING AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BOOKS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! HUMANITY FORWARD BUT LEAVE ME ALONE! CITATIONS! CERTAINTY! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! POETIC GHOSTING! COMPASSIONATE CONFUSION! VIBES! MULTIFACETED OVEREXTENSION! VAGUE REFERENCES! OVERWHELM!COMMITTED TO HAVING ALL OPTIONS OPEN ALWAYS! CLOSE TALKING AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! KINDNESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! LUXURY AS NECESSITY! MASSAGES! A LIL TREAT! A LIL NAP! AGGRESSIVE DEDICATION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS SUCCEEDING EVEN IF THEY AREN’T! CHANGING PLANS IS FOR COMMITMENT PHOBES! BEAUTY IS ITS OWN REWARD! PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! CHAOTIC GOOD AND EVIL! ETERNALLY QUESTIONING ALL OPTIONS IS SUPERIOR TO CHOOSING ONE! AMBIVERTING! PODCASTS ON 2X! SENDING FRIENDS MORE ARTICLES THAN IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO READ! OPEN TABS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME PRIDE MONTH! IF IT ISN’T SOLIDARITY AND LIBERATION FOR ALL IT’S PINK WASHED WATERED DOWN EMPIRE PLEASING POISON! TRANS FOLKS ARE SACRED! QUEER KIDS ARE PRECIOUS! BLESS ALL THE LESBIANS! MAKE GENDER TROUBLE! POWER TO THE STUDENTS! FREE PALESTINE! LIFE IS SHORT! BE GAY!

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! GET IN LOSER WE ARE GETTING CODEPENDANT! CUDDLES AND SNACKS! EMO AESTHETIC! CARING AS AN EXTREME SPORT! DEFENSIVENESS AS ACCESSORY! REPARENTING YOURSELF IS THE BEST REVENGE! TEARS RELEASE OXYTOCIN! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

Some highlights include: - THE QUEEN OF MY DREAMS by Fawzia Mirza with a Q&A moderated by Chani Nicholas - Sundance darling, DESIRE LINES 🏳️‍⚧️ - A shorts block full of Black queer films called "Love in Focus: Black Queer Rhapsody" at The Broad

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WELCOME LEO SEASON! PULL FOCUS AS A PASTTIME! MAIN CHARACTER MEET-CUTES! APPLAUSE AS A LOVE LANGUAGE!SELF SOVEREIGNTY AESTHETIC! GOOD LIGHTING AS APHRODISIAC! I’M ADORABLE BUT I’M NOT FOR EVERYONE! BIG HEART! BIGGER HAIR! DRAMA! COURAGE! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON. VERY MINDFUL. VERY CORRECT. VERY THOUGHTFUL. VERY CONSCIENTIOUS. VERY THOROUGH. VERY SPECIFIC. VERY WITCHY. VERY EXACTING. VERY HARDWORKING. VERY DETAILED. VERY AHEAD OF THE GAME. VERY DEMURE. VERY IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE AND ARMS EMBARGO NOW.

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! FLIRT WITH EVERYONE FOLLOW THROUGH WITH NO ONE! BE THE MOST LIKABLE MOST JUDGMENTAL PERSON IN THE ROOM! CHOOSING AN OUTFIT AS A MAJOR LIFE DECISION! BASE YOUR ENTIRE IDENTITY ON THE PERCEIVED TONE OF YOUR FRIEND’S TEXTS! FAIRNESS! JUSTICE! ARMS EMBARGO NOW!

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! SCARY! SULTRY! SKEPTICAL! INTENSE! TRUST ISSUES AS AN EXTREME SPORT! HIGHLY SENSITIVE! EXCESSIVELY RESILIENT! CASUAL CATHARSIS! SECRECY! CHEMISTRY! PRIVACY! OBSESSING! DISSECTING! SPIRALING! STRATEGIZING! VOTE EARLY! ORGANIZE 24/7! ARMS EMBARGO NOW!