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day in the life

hemorrhaging followers but gaining the respect of my family

two of my parasocial relationships are fighting and its tearing me apart

partner said i need to work on mental health so i suggested couples therapy she started slipping poison in my meals but im not afraid to die

Sisyphus but he’s rolling a giant ball of shit like a dung beetle

todays kids growing up playing 2K and Madden could not handle the games of my generation 🤫😂

she looked me dead in my eyes and said “walking is actually good for you” then waited for me to react like she said something

hot girl walk

everybody is liberal until it’s time to pay you for your services

went to your parasocial relationships house they said the didnt know you but thanks for the contribution

can anyone recommend an objective (as possible) documentary about N Korea that doesn’t start with Call of Duty loading screen music

more like Nick Has-Been

Bryce Young lose? More like Nice, Old News

Amelia Earhart didn’t die mysteriously flying around the world for you to request $15 on venmo

women would be happier if they did more standup comedy

I was supposed to be at a wedding for two people who aren’t in love this weekend but god is merciful