Will Carlton blow another halftime lead? #AFLBluesCats

STAT OF THE WEEKEND—Tarryn Thomas has been kidnapped more times than Jamarra Ugle-Hagan’s 2025 game appearances. #AFL

Bruh.

Which #AFL team should fold to create an 18th team in Tasmania?

How long will it take Kane Cornes to sprint up to the coaching box and sniff Sam Mitchell’s farts post-game? #AFLDogsHawks #7AFL #SEN

NON-BREAKING NEWS STORY: Geelong Cats are perennial salary cap riggers

The Brisbane Lions have really flexed their class so far! 🦁 • Logan Morris with a composed grab over Henry • Hugh McCluggage’s smooth banana kick • Will Ashcroft’s quick, precise hands in the stoppage Calm, cool, and clinical—finishing with finesse! #AFLCatsLions

#AFLPowerBlues

Today's attendance is 35,844. #AFLDeesNorth

Leonardo Puglisi Tony Jones is handing his resume to Fox Footy as we speak

Izak Rankine rocking up to the tribunal trying to get a lighter sentence #AFL #AFLCrowsPies #SEN #7AFL #FoxFooty

Sam McClure is the biggest lover of Cox in the AFL #SEN #AFL #CollingwoodMagpies

thought they already had Jake stringer on the books

BREAKING: Sneak Preview

Zac Bailey’s extreme protest at post-goal music is admirable but unnecessary.

Anthony Hodge 🦁🏆🐴 B2B! '24 & '25 AFL PREMIERS!! Got stuck into Bailey Smith's catnip I think 🤭

Shoutout and 👏👏👏 to Daniel Hoyne and his crew at Champion Data who knew a long way out that Brisbane Lions best IS THE BEST. Plenty ex. players can read out stats after the fact - but this bloke probably needs to be working in the AFL system somewhere 👍

If Tim Lamb butchers this year’s trade period, he might be heading to the slaughter. #9FootyFurnace #AFL #SEN #7AFL #TradeRadio