this man really offered me powered doughnuts

Sco pa tu manaa

my mirror: 👁 👁 👃🏽 👄 my camera: 👁 👁 👃🏽 👄

Just graduated college and bought my first house at 19, what yall broke asses doing

My hidden talent is texting back in .5 seconds after being ignored for 4 hours

*at canes* cashier: you guys ready? my friend: nah we still looking cashier: aight well we sell chicken and fries so...

i want to marry someone has funny as me. imagine us laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school

Mom: Help me get the groceries out the car Me:

😂😂😂

Tickets are so cheap rn, whos trynna risk the virus and see the world

it’s attractive when someone can educate you on topics you lack knowledge about

online classes got me forgetting im in school

I ain’t saying text me 24/7 but at least update me on whats going on

Nice teeth can make a ugly mf 10x more attractive

#riptiktok bruh i was about to hit a mill