April Fool’s posts on the internet should be permanently taken down on April 2nd each year.

When you text me, put everything you wanna say in ONE message before you hit send. Making my phone ping five or six times in a row is insaneeee. Does that drive anyone else nuts? 😒😫 I’ma just started replying two days later from now on lol

The IRS knows all our info for taxes but won’t just tell us what we owe, so most of us pay extra for software or a service to help with the strict and convoluted tax code so we don’t go to prison, and then if we do in fact get a return (always a fuckin crapshoot), it takes weeks.

Remember, not getting green lit yet AND being cancelled are two entirely different things… #TheChallengeAllStars6

Uber: Drivers available 5-7 minutes away Ride ordered Also Uber: Your driver is arriving in 17 minutes. 🙄

Help us decide the nominees and categories THIS THURSDAY… And then voting opens NEXT WEEK! #ChallengeMania #ChallengeManiaAwards #TheChallenge

I don’t even know who this is or what it’s about but it’s on the News tab 24/7. Anybody else sick of seeing this guys face?

The Challenge All Stars 6 is feeling like it might be the best one yet… Coral now Mallory😍 #WeWantAllStars6 #TheChallengeAllStars6 Share and RT🥳

So I’ve been putting in WORK for #TheChallengeAllStars6 … With that said, starting THIS MONDAY, I’ll be posting videos of OGs that I’ve been chatting with the past few weeks… All of them have NEVER been on All Stars ⭐️ #WeWantOGs #WeWantAllStars6 RT🙏🏼

We absolutely do and that’s why we don’t have kids.

Never saw this one before. 😎

Interesting friend suggestion from Facebook…?😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ⁦averey♡⁩

No matter how many times I see it, it’s always amazing to me how many people on the internet don’t know the difference between “woman” and “women” and when to use which in a sentence.

My loser neighbor is FINALLY selling his house. It’s been pending for over 30 days and it’s killing me waiting for him to GTFO and to find out who’s moving in.

People on speakerphone in public are the WORST

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 #TheChallengeAllStars5 RIVALS is now on PARAMOUNT+ … go binge watch it before Challenge 41 … And unlike this bleeped 🤬 audio … Paramount+ airs it real, raw, with no bleeps! ps. Kelly Anne and Silvia are partners 😳😳😳

🚨🚨🚨 -> #TheChallengeAllStars5 RIVALS is now on Paramount+ 🥳🥳🥳 Go binge watch it b4 the Challenge 41👀 FRANK has been gone for years, but showed up and did not give a #*%# … watch the MASTERMIND do workkk.

ALL STARS 5 (Ep. 3)-> 401k live viewers … Challenge 41 (Ep. 3)-> 319k live viewers … Entertainment is in the eye of the beholder. How bout we ALL root for BOTH shows to be wildly successful… #TheChallengeAllStars #TheChallenge41

“Don’t take care. Hope to see you never.” #ridiculousness