I exercise in bed 🙈🌚

Today I took my blood test, A+ as usual 😁😁

What are you doing son huh Are you Bsian?? No you are Asian why your blood type is b+ 😤

#BREAKING Grandpa Chaitu peacefully passes by an suzuki alto in his house in Pune, India

The type of music I listen to 🤤

Son, I will make sure you don't fail

Yeahh!! That's how we used to do it in school for doing homework

I sure do hope you studied or else I will introduce you to the grandpa whoop 1.0 I am already working on version 2.0

Son, why did you buy into his hype, should have kept drinking hydrogen monoxide

Wait.... That's me

These kids want it so easy Back in my day we used to study like crazy, my academic performance was as sharp as a FBI agent kids these days have it as sharp AS A BAR OF SOAP

Things these kids do for those pesky likes

Don't you insult chaitu, I will wack you so hard you will go to alpha centauri and back

Expect the unexpected, son Like who knows Anshu may get a girlfriend tomorrow

Hi all unfortunately I have lost access to my main account from all my devices Idk how long this will last

I want to know who comes up with these taglines at blinkit 😭