"Rightly so." scene at 41 minutes. "There he goes." scene at 1 hour 27 minutes.

There's not enough wikipedia articles with "Skull" sections. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Tch…

cheese grater engineer: i’m trying to figure out what to do about the back of it. can’t decide between a solid sheet of metal thats easy to clean and hold or a hundred tiny very painful starbursts cheese grater designer: the starbursts, but put them on the sides too

Only punchline I could think of that fits in the 4 character limit of an AirTag engraving.

Yeah the pizza tracker is cool and all but what I want is a webcam of the guy making my pizza.

why haven't they used machine learning for important things like making a four-minute version of mean mr. mustard

It’s so unfair you don’t get XP for the monsters you kill in your dreams.

annoyed that i can't use WASD to navigate google maps

buying wordle already making the nytimes site better

new virtual boy game announced

when the pandemic is over I want to throw a huge chili cook off except for mapo tofu.

What a horrible precedent. Imagine a nominee for Best Sound rushing the stage and assaulting a presenter. They’d be removed from the building. They wouldn’t get to accept their award. Attacking someone on stage is literally the worst thing you can do as an audience member.

Looking forward to telling my grandkids someday about these things that just stood all day long, hundreds fixed in concrete on every street, instead of just having drone streetlights pop up every dusk.

Brutal

Canada forces everyone returning from overseas to bring some good stuff back.

I, too, am calling for Boris Johnson's resignation as I am running out of space and thread. Please respect this Boris Johnson

Incredibly excited to have grabbed a seat to Glass Onion tomorrow. I’ve avoided all spoilers and won’t be spilling any either. This movie will clarify what’s a Blanc movie and what was just a cool part of KO. Does he always tap a piano key? Do we always see the murder happen?

#GlassOnion was a damn delight. I had a stupid grin on my face the whole time. Kate Hudson has so many great lines. Kathryn Hahn was fantastic. And Janelle Monáe stole the whole movie.

Got Christmas sorted out. Wish they offered engraving on these.