How this past week has felt like

i don't know what phil was doing with his hand so i gave him a minecraft sword

16 years since i met this loser!!!

HARD MONDAYS START NOW! podcast is here for your ears bit.ly/HardLaunchPodc… video going live at 6pm (uk) on youtube

i love you richard the she/her gacha machine i know you're a lesbian

Dnp fanfic writers: Dan and Phil awoke in each other arms to the faint glow of sunlight peaking through their curtains. Dnp reality: Dan woke me up crawling on the bed screaming there’a a man in the room for the fourth fucking time

there's a man in the room son or we need to get of the sea daughter

WHY IS ACTUAL JEDWARD IN PICKLETOWN

everyone welcome jedward to pickletown

new video! how did we celebrate 16 years? we let a rat control our day in london youtu.be/g2Rn5uqQRhU

the return of “you stupid bitch” but now they’re boyfriends 😭😭😭

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX YAHOO

and if i say this is in top five lines off of the album for me?

Really weird everyone is putting 6 and 7 together again knowing their history. 6 must be fucking terrified. 😑🖕 You all disgust me

SPOOKY WEEK CONFIRMATION WE ARE SO BACK

do you feel a tingle in your pringle? it’s SPOOKY WEEK on dan and phil youtube!! featuring: inflatable chairs, jump scares, ghostly lairs ..and a very different cat and bear