How this past week has felt like

i don't know what phil was doing with his hand so i gave him a minecraft sword

16 years since i met this loser!!!

HARD MONDAYS START NOW! podcast is here for your ears bit.ly/HardLaunchPodc… video going live at 6pm (uk) on youtube

i love you richard the she/her gacha machine i know you're a lesbian

Dnp fanfic writers: Dan and Phil awoke in each other arms to the faint glow of sunlight peaking through their curtains. Dnp reality: Dan woke me up crawling on the bed screaming there’a a man in the room for the fourth fucking time

WHY IS ACTUAL JEDWARD IN PICKLETOWN

everyone welcome jedward to pickletown

new video! how did we celebrate 16 years? we let a rat control our day in london youtu.be/g2Rn5uqQRhU

the return of “you stupid bitch” but now they’re boyfriends 😭😭😭

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX YAHOO

and if i say this is in top five lines off of the album for me?

Really weird everyone is putting 6 and 7 together again knowing their history. 6 must be fucking terrified. 😑🖕 You all disgust me

SPOOKY WEEK CONFIRMATION WE ARE SO BACK

do you feel a tingle in your pringle? it’s SPOOKY WEEK on dan and phil youtube!! featuring: inflatable chairs, jump scares, ghostly lairs ..and a very different cat and bear