“So is uber a full time gig for you?”

Fumbled a bad bitch bc a girl I got with when I was 14 said I finished in my pants when we were making out. It’s all true tho so what can I do

My first time at a drive-in movie theatre, I thought they only had these in the movies

Taking off work for your birthday.

Can’t beat it with a stick

I know I’m the only person at the muni in a b draddy winged foot

Kill athleisure

Got freaky at south tn. U guys fuck with my Rolex??

WEEKEND RECAP: drove 7 hours to Auburn to get 0 cheeks #washed #mighthavetoswitchteams🏳️‍🌈

Molly and Marcus on my screen together already? CFB is so fucking back.

I’m so depressed

Auburn pike… you never fail to amaze me

Now that Florida lost its fair to say we have a new number 1 conference. #independent

Conservatives reacting to Charlie Kirk vs. Leftists reacting to George Floyd. Good vs. Evil.

Yeah, I hate Notre Dame but if it’s something that gives you the 3 points takedown in HS/College Wrestling, then it’s unequivocally holding in football.

This is a touchdown. 7 points taken from Auburn.

If Marcus leaves this year I’ll #dickdox