This seems poetically appropriate, because Vance is ultimately more loyal to chud online influencers than to his own family.

BREAKING: MAGA in full meltdown mode over this Super Bowl ad 😡 It would be a shame if you shared it and it went Viral 💙💙💙 Drop a 💙 for the bravery of Epstein survivors!

Many of you may have missed this, but the little boy who Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to at the Super Bowl was Liam Ramos! Amazing!

Viewership numbers: Bad Bunny - 127 million Turning Point - 5 million Let’s all take a moment to point and laugh at their puny safe space LOLOL 😂🫵🏾

Hillbilly Vanilli was lip syncing at TrashChella. Because, of course he was.

SaltyGoat How hard it is for MAGA to read a chart...

Boarded a flight today. A family unaware of the change got randomly assigned seats with kids separated from parents. Flight attendant said “you got what you paid for” Delayed boarding and passengers stepped in to sort it out. Uno Reverse Card this policy y’all

Can't overstate how little the press cares about grocery prices now that Biden is gone.

Wall Street Apes Democrats shut down government? That's a masterclass in blame-shifting. The admin birthed this crisis—twice—by holding DHS funding hostage for voter ID laws. Irony drips when accusers become the arsonists. The "76% of Democrats" claim? A deliberate lie. Pew data showed that

That’s weird, I was told by the biggest pussies I’ve ever met that he was gonna implement sharia law

Hey Rachel Campos-Duffy, you might want to double check that Spanish invented cowboy theory. It's patently wrong. The Spanish brought horses and cows. But the cowboy style and herding is 100%a Mexican invention

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

Not a political sport guys! Remember!

Earlier today, Team USA players complained that people were making everything so political. Then they spent their day chumming around with Trump in the White House, hopping on Fox News for a little chat, and headed to the State of the Union to be a prop for the president.

Did you make less than $361,400 last year? Then you paid more in taxes.

Leafs Papi It wasn’t really about the invitation, it was about how they accepted it.

Amazing he admitted this and directly refuted Trump and Bibi.

Israel killed these two little children in South Lebanon today.

Can we stop with the Senior discounts? They have all the money. Give 20-40 year olds discounts.

Lady, your sloppy resolution would have doxxed victim statements that had identifying info. It redacted names & NOTHING else. House empl. records can match statements to reverse ID names. Take your job seriously. Fix your messy loopholes & I’d vote YES. You know that. Not hard!