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Fred Delicious 🍆
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Patrick Monahan
cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
brent
1/3 of @nafmcpodcast
Dr. Bucky Isotope, Astrologist, IQ 188
Hell, I love everybody.
ret
uncle by marriage, hater by choice
3 weeks ago
gave my gf the ick by wearing the eclipse glasses
4 weeks ago
that was me, sat down too fast, sorry guys
1 month ago
as a gentleman, i always refer to booby traps as breast traps
“this is my 3rd high end toilet” and “Scary” are sending me to the afterlife
3 months ago
about once every 4 months i get hungry and convince myself there’s no way chipotle can just be permanently bad now and i’m wrong every time
7 months ago
a real and frankly alarming 911 call
the bug looking at me through my windshield as i drive it to its new life 3 miles away from its home
8 months ago
probably fine!
most practiced mugshot of all time right
just realized a huge number of new gen z Sopranos viewers probably have no idea why AJ asked this question
(dumps piss into a cake batter and the cake tastes like piss) the sad truth is there are no great “cakes” right now
ants are dumb as shit
9 months ago
15 hwhat
Did you ever see this in your Uber!?
imagine cheating on your significant other and fucking CNN drops a story on it