@ch000ch
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calendar_today24-01-2011 17:14:48
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a year ago
a real and frankly alarming 911 call
10 months ago
about once every 4 months i get hungry and convince myself there’s no way chipotle can just be permanently bad now and i’m wrong every time
9 months ago
“this is my 3rd high end toilet” and “Scary” are sending me to the afterlife
8 months ago
that was me, sat down too fast, sorry guys
gave my gf the ick by wearing the eclipse glasses
5 months ago
a hill i will die on is that using the costco parking lot is more stressful than storming the beaches of normandy
psychologist here. myself and colleagues saw the writing on the wall before he was elected.
4 months ago
simpler times
revisiting a classic
shuffling back to bed from the bathroom half asleep at 2am and watching my bed turn into an air tight bunker as the house starts to shake
being a regular guy named dostoevsky back in the day must have sucked shit. someones always saying, are you *the* dostoevsky? and every time you have to be like, bro no i’m a different dostoevsky
imagine hating me and i’m just at home like this
people who separate your hahahas into ha ha ha, whats going on there
3 months ago
truest tweet and reply i’ve ever seen
doesn’t really feel like 9/11 this year
2 months ago
(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light