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It's kinda sad just how many people are unable to choose the obvious solution to the problem of "Method XYZ is making our life harder not easier"

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Having now seen "LEGO®️ Masters" I wish to revise a previous statement: "Agile is just hugs & LEGO®️ now" --> "unwanted hugs" & "poorly constructed LEGO®️"

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I have a theory that at least some of the people who get rejected as contestants on "LEGO®️ Masters" then go on to become Agile Coaches & Trainers as a fall back position. Unless of course they can get one of those sweet "Luxury Dice Consultant" gigs.

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Simultaneously sad & amazing that this slide is now just as to more relevant more than 5 years after I first built it. Seemed whimsical then!

Simultaneously sad & amazing that this slide is now just as to more relevant more than 5 years after I first built it.

Seemed whimsical then!
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Massive longshot I realise - but does anybody remember when I gave "What is the Sound of One Scrum Clapping?" talk? All I can find are dead links to a COVID Cancelled Conference I was going to do it at.

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Many useful metrics can be gathered cheaply, easily & accurately. Low trust cultures live in fear of "gaming" thus auto-pivot towards "culprit catching" Result: Cost & complexity increase & accuracy declines. #TrustIsGoodBusiness

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Hmmm - extending that concept on a bit might result in "Everything truly wise is funny, but not everything funny is wise" I'm calling this one "Sandler's Law"

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A frog will jump out any water it finds uncomfortably hot. The frog in boiling water thing is a myth. Humans on the other hand seem perfectly content to be boiled alive, figuratively speaking of course.