i hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. i am simply a war general who loves to giggle

music is more powerful than comedy

Maturing on this app is realizing the block and mute buttons are your best friends and only hope at a decent algorithm

when you're in court for posting memes in the UK, but see bro there as well:

i gave her everything she took my heart and left me lonely i think broken heart's contagious

what we bidding btw 👀🧐

No weapons formed against me shall prosper ⚔️

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it

i need 2 wives one to cry on for cryptocurrency trades then the other one who sees me as an alpha male

actually, I think you absolutely should be disgusted by things that are lower than your standards.

what do you do if you're attracted to schizophrenic women?

when green i wanna shill something

weight of the world on your shoulders but you carry it so gracefully

don't you lose sight of what you want. care about the simple things in life that bring you joy and waive away the darkness

Baby watchu wishin for maybe you should wish some more maybe the world is yours

it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

Twitter is for people who talk to themselves and enjoy their own company

We’re all cheering for you little poster

gone smoke you like its menthol 🚬🚬