Not a parody. Evidence of guilt, and of a highly disordered personality.

The 7 minutes of terror begins now! Go ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover

I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL

#msl ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover already found thumbnails on #mars? That was quick. At least NASA nerds are happy, maybe we shouldn't be worried.

hi world, @julialippold said yes. She's stuck with me for a while now, fingers crossed. Details to follow. We're engaged! Yay!

It all started with Donkey Kong...RT MeasuringU: The Legend of Miyamoto: How Nintendo Shaped UX - ow.ly/i6KDh

Gearing up for the start of #UVA's NCAA tourney run, hoping it can match our amazing season…wish I could be there! #MarchMadness #wahoowa

Road trip from airport to #auc2014...slooow traffic + coffee = loco Carlito! #phatchilly #chillyultimate

Big congrats to Sporting Team Box AU and Colony Ultimate - 2014 Aus Ultimate champions. Colony Pillage over Fyshwick, STBAU over Chaos. #auc2014

Yeah! RT Anna Rogacki: Training Camp 1 this weekend for Phat Chilly. Our first session will be Goal Setting. fb.me/2iGFMzEYV

On way to big training camp wknd w/ #phatchilly. Yes, Phat Camp. Can't wait to see team #traintowin for #wucc2014 in Lecco, Italy. Bring it!

Last training camp pre-WUGC for Phat Chilly Ultimate Club this wknd. Boys pumped & ready to go. No Italy for me but finally wearing cleats! Yay!

Heartbrking 15-14 loss for Sporting Team Box AU to UNO (Jpn) but such a great game! Best of luck against friends on Fury Ultimate this PM! #wucc2014

Massive Chilly Ultimate Club game now vs Johnny Encore at #wucc2014 to top group before power pools reseed. With you in spirit! #forzaphatchilly

Great video by Carlos! #wucc2014 RT Chilly Ultimate Club: Play Video: Forza Phat Chilly at WUCC 2014 fb.me/3aCJpHrHo

YESSS! So proud! Semi’s up next! RT Chilly Ultimate Club: Chilly defeats Surly (USA) 17-15. Monster game. fb.me/42wv0CRB3 #ForzaPhatChilly

Devastated. Time to pick right radio station Chilly Ultimate Club - and revenge chance vs JEncore! #bringhomebling #ForzaPhatChilly #great

Lets go Sporting Team Box AU! Show your skill, beauty, and awesome play! You can do it, lots of game left… #wucc2014

Keep pushing Phat Chilly Ultimate Club! Hulk D, Bruce O! #ForzaPhatChilly #wucc2014