If you don't burn yourself at least 5 times on a baking pan are you even holiday baking?! #allthealoe #holidaybaking

I'm going to need all of the Baileys to make it through... All. Of. It.

Ending the year with a bang, literally, just blew up the microwave 😳 #thatcupwasnotmicrowavesafe

Cancelled my gym membership last week... #newyearnewme

Hear ye, hear ye, I now proclaim weezer King of Covers #TealAlbum #deadon

What?! An old man paid for a happy ending?! Well, holy shit...🙄

Things I learned today, drinks are free at the casino...

I never imagined how much of an emotional toll losing both my dogs would take on me.

My birthday month, yes I said month, has began!! Whoo hoo!!

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Whenever anyone calls me Christine, the song Thats Not My Name plays in my head #christineahhh

I feel like the only person who doesn't like Greta Van Fleet 🤦‍♀️

#seabarsushi filed for bankruptcy?! Oh no, no... I will eat there daily to help this place keep its doors open. #savevolcanonoodles

It's all sportsball talk #illjustmakeoutwithmybeer

I need a job that has a lunch hour immediately followed by nap hour #whoshiring

Its PROBABLY not prolly... like really you cant even bother yourself with 3 syllables.... ugh...

I miss my dogs 😭

I'm 20 minutes away from a toddler meltdown #sofuckingtired

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My day would be perfect if in appx 5 minutes the computer system would crash at work and they send us home...