i know northolt hills when i see it

fighting for my life with this fast rn and uni bros are asking me to come shark in library with them

Guys who do 8 rakat in a 20 rakat masjid think they’re on the same level as me when i do 8 long ones

asked my coworker if she wanted to work overtime with me and i got reported to HR

just came off the worst rec session of all time with him and see he got a banger

caught my boy using a chair in taraweeh with no injuries

witnessing a y2 blitz in the comments

tried ramadan mubaraking my way back into my old situationships life and got blocked

committing borderline shirk while banger hunting

asked the kids to stop ruku raiding for just one day

lights getting too bright

my sister finally made a biscoff milkcake

BREAKING: Bonnie Blue is reportedly pregnant.

overslept for jummah and woke up to hoyoo screaming at me

same demographic every time

i’m crine dawg dort really a fake demon 😭😭

had my biggest suhoor this ramadan and i’m somehow starving like crazy