How Marlboro Reds look at me after 3 beers

Sort of a bummer that Barstool Beach House doesn’t happen during the week cause I’d love to see Mike Katic unleashed on Beat the Clock at Bar A on Tuesday

Need a girl on that Drunk/ovulating combo… getting crazy flashbacks rn #brickedup

Laid off betting for a while, hit b2b parlays, might get dragged back in

Anyone else ever wonder what their future wife/husband is up to at this current moment?

Highly recommend opening Notes app and making a list of every bar you’ve been to in your lifetime

Do I even have to say it😂? Gator Jay

I could dial it up a little from the left side back in the day.. yes I’m on baseball reference, no the numbers are not pretty

Another shitshow from this Mets rotation

Would rather inject black tar heroin or take a kick to the ribs from jon jones than watch another painful Mets loss

Need a bad bitch to come give me fellatio

Need a new situationship

🐺 #UFC319 FULL CARD 🐺 ⭐️ Retweet for an entry in the $20 giveaway this Sunday, it’s our biggest card of the year so far ⭐️ 💎 3u Khamzat Chimaev SUB +140 💎 2u Carlos Prates KO +115 💎 2u Gerald Meerschaert SUB +400 💎 1.5u Michael Venom Page DEC +100 💎 1.5u Lerone Murphy

Can’t wait to indulge in some corona lights and Marlboro reds later on

Burberry helmet is the most Italian thing I’ve seen in a while

Ryan Helsley

I’ve run out of words to describe this Mets team, they’ve ruined my summer at this point

Getting a haircut hungover is not fun