This might be my favourite ever tweet on this app hahahaha Paddington "not a fighting age male" 😂😂😂😂😂

Has he just seen two men holding hands

I like that not buying Guehi means we still have more of the Coutinho money left over

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Divorced man arrested in turn of events described as “hilarious.”

3 for a centre back and 9 for a midfielder are an abomination

🇪🇪🇫🇮|| Finland legend Jari Litmanen has been registered by Tallinna Kalev Juunior team despite being 54 years old 😅 Tallinna Kalev Juunior will play Tallinna Kalev in the Estonian Cup tomorrow 😄

Have you ever been bollocked by a footballer?

It’s Gary from Mr Inbetween

No wait, no one has ever been THIS divorced

So has Dani Levy left Babestation?

Can a football pitch get thrush?

If he doesn’t he might miss a wicked game

The first Natalie Portman perfume advert of the year, time to get that tree up 🎄

An Amazing actor !!!!!

Mastermind and a specialist subject subject is “the England cricket team under Mike Atherton”. A specialist subject for the ages I’m sure we can all agree

Make that 68 games through suspension