girl: *putting on lipstick* C. S. Lewis: *bursting in* now hold on a minute

patiently waiting for the next Donald J. Trump accidentally-rural-object typo so we can whip this bad boy out rdg.ent.sirsidynix.net.uk/client/en_GB/m…

this sheep for prime minister

Everyone, meet my new favorite Twitter account. 👇🏻 #TheMERL

#RELATABLE 💅🏻📚🤶🏼

So, we found a live bat in our rare book store. 🦇a thread 🦇

Imagine going to school in Norman, Oklahoma.

jk rowling these days

If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

We as a society need to accept that cars are bad for the environment. We must explore more ecological alternatives such as cat-buses, and moving castles powered by jolly fire demons.

Harmonious is one of the most beautiful and timely replacements for IllumiNations. I know that a lot of people think that it's similar to Happily Ever After or would fit better elsewhere, but hear me out... Our future is dependent upon our ability as people to work together...

"THIS IS ON YOU," Beto yelled from the audience

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

Texas State showed up!

Couldn’t fit everyone inside the theater.

Ted Cruz got booed heavily at the parade.