A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

I just want someone to do this to me

@RoyaltiMUE

Urge un buen orgasmo mañanero 😏 ¡buenos días!

Outside

if he ain’t texting u back during quarantine just focus on yourself sis

Shakira has been very quiet since this video came out

It is estimated that the Boston Tea Party, the riot that gave birth to this country, resulted in $1.7 million dollars (in today’s dollars) in property damage (tea). I’m just going to leave this right here for whoever needs to read it.

Let me know when you find em. Ima send em some too

i’m just tryna ride someone’s face like this 🤧

want my fartbox licked

Someone call el chacal de la trompeta on Chris Wallace because this is very much an “y fuera” situation

My partner sent me this post and it really really helped me reframe how I think about how I live my life as a person with chronic/mental illness There are no rules. Run the dishwasher twice.