my roommate going to work and bumping the ac to 74 right as he walks out the door is insane, mf you are LEAVING

you guys ever had a roommate tell you to STOP CHEWING because any sound keeps em up?

hey yall ever listen to RKS?

you can tell i’m depressed when i start tweeting

“AI is coming for our jobs” I would love to see an AI robot sell adderall to its nephew’s friends

The Japanese government denies the rape of Nanking. The Turkish government denies the Armenian genocide. The Russian government denies the Holodomor. The Cambodian government denies genocide commited by the Khmer Rouge. The Indonesian government denies genocide in Timor Leste…

one time i walked up to Ace McNasty at work in all absolute seriousness and said “what’s that escape the fate song that goes ‘situatiooons’ “

checked this dumb app to find someone liking my vyvanse posts from 2018 lmao

man. i feel like i got punched in the throat

eating a whole box of shells mac and cheese knowing i’m lactose intolerant and how bad it’s gonna feel later but don’t care because i’m sad as fuck

His name is Little Dip, and it's short for Dipshit because he's mean

my discord server is always dead when i’m wide awake and pops off when im sleeping during the day. why are so many members of my server opposite of me that drastically. pain

Jimmy John’s You guys fired me for rolling a blunt in the parking lot in 2017

Yall ever catch a vibe and then be like oh wait that’s not the vibe I was tryna catch

Feel like Criss Angel the way my Mind always Freakin

fuck it, ass on main