It would be impossible, I think, for me to hate an opening sentence of an opinion more than I do this on. Good Lord 😖

PFFFRRRT (feverishly eats Oreos without milk, or even water) PFFRRRTTTT BRAP OH GOD THIS HURTS (maniacally shoving even more Oreos into his mouth) TBBTBTBBRRB SPRRRRRRBBBB

Going Florida Mode

Bowl with Face, Mississippian, Missouri, United States, 11th–14th century

Erica Jong theme park

From 1903 to 1952, fifty seasons, every MLB team existed within this area...

She’s phenomenal in that

yup

👇👇👇

TIL that the word loup-garou, French for werwolf, is a back formation. Garou meant “werwolf”, but the formation began to be used for other shapechangers like “lapin-garou” for were-rabbit. So “loup” (wolf) was added because it was no longer obvious.

Michigan J. Frog cameo at the Potterverse thing at Epic Universe

Gunton Blurpus Bonjour mon bébé, bonjour mon miel, bonjour ma poupée ragtime

slightly surreal vibes in these benjamin rabier images, 1909

Day two of doing Universal / Epic Universe / Islands of Adventure: amusement parks are amusing

Population decline indicator

I wish I could just hit the skip button on this moment in US politics