Me impressing chronic smoker trade

And the “fight” was just everyone being shocked that Ashley took a long shower… no yelling no nothing… #BB27

Me when I eventually compete on Big Brother and I accidentally wash my hands for 21 seconds instead of 20 #BB27

Ashely’s on the block for taking a two hour shower and what does she do? Delay the veto picking ceremony by taking another long shower… #BB27

I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE LISTENING TO THE SUBWAY CHAPPELLLLL OH MY GoD

This is how all of yall sounded like trying to figure out who the accomplice was week 1 #BB27

No way they liquidized Gracie Abrams’ entire discography 🥺

just saw a lana fan say that Ethel Cain sings in cursive

Cuz I’m too jobless, and then you tell me “put the fries in the bag”

"What would you do if you were alone in a room with your twin sister?" Liz Nolan for some fucking reason: #bb27

Homestuck is what you get when you give Jumanji LSD and a programming for dummies book

Hi I'm a twitter account from Israel and this is my hot take

"All the hot muscular fems over 5'9 live in Greece" Me asf:

Wow Governor Tim Walz why would you do this

These are the stages of traveling to a different country when you're prone to homesickness

Hi! So I’m in Tokyo…

Me returning back to America from Japan:

The Grammies putting Joni Mitchell back in the nursing home after dragging her out for the millionth time #GRAMMYs #GRAMMYs2026

Me for the past 4 days: