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Anto Byrne

@celticpiper

Former bagpiper for @Celtic_Woman Endorsed by McCallum Bagpipes Ltd. 💍 to @susiemcfads Business Development Manager for @hillarysblinds Owner of Cool4School

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Is it just me, or is milk going sour a lot quicker these days?
Like if you don’t use the whole carton for your bowl of crunchy nut, the things has turned to cheese before you can get the lid back on!!??

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Ok, before this all goes to shit…….please settle an argument between myself and my wife.

Does turning the nob up on the toaster make it hotter or leave the toast in longer?

No, we’re not timing it.

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I tell ya………..if they even so much as attempt that hose pipe ban craic on us again when the sun does come, they can go shite!!!

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Fella from the Census crowd called the other morning………

“Just here to collect the Census form…..”

“Yah, gimme 2 minutes there and I’ll fill it out for ya”

The face on him.

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Conversations with my 3 yr old…..

‘If you eat all your dinner, I might have some ice cream for you!

‘Do you think I’m an idiot? You’ve just revealed to me the availability of the ice cream, knowing I’ve no interest in dinner so just give me the ice cream now and stop messing.

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