post yap clarity omg i never wanna talk again😭

“Yea I stopped hangin with her because she was a lowkey prostitute”

There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.

That check engine light staring into my souuuul

just want a singular chicken wing is that too much to ask

Me Meg and e are best friends

Is Celcius actually bad for you??? (pls say no)

i’m very grateful to have a job to go to everyday...but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT

Neither can I

Damn can someone lemme use their Hulu so I can watch The legend of Shelby the swamp man

About that time 🎣

ymao (yapping my ass off)

Allen Iverson is on percs

my crush keep posting selfies what do I do omg

A soft pretzel wouldn’t kill me yakno

i love cutting off people as an adult its like yea?? what r u gonna do u lil loser u were rude and mean & im here to be happy

Wish I could just spend my summers w Rachel ray but what r u gonna do

😃😃😃😃

Yall was wearing Toms. I remember that.

love me a lil Sam barber his depressed azzz 😍