Old dude at the Amtrak station just whisking people into Taxis before they can even think of ordering an Uber and I fucking love him for it

I believe in Tay Wicks getting 50yrds with over 3.5 catches more than I believe in this sham economy but thanks Brennan

Can I Ctrl_Alt_Del RFK and his entire circus of bullshit from my timeline?

Did all the hot people choose Twin Peaks to obsess over or did Twin Peaks pick all the hot people?

You cant keep leaving Quay in coverage. Liability

Sorry guys im gonna devote my entire life to Atsu

Ummmmmm yes hello spooky lake month!!

Is anyone else ready to apologize to Sean Payton?

SchAaronfreude

Man who is most famous for having multiple traumatic brain injuries endorses Trump

I dont think people are appreciating that the bottle is shaped LIKE A BLOCK OF WOOD

(📢) PROOF EXCLUSIVE: Prospective Trump Co-President Elon Musk Got Rich Off the Backs of Exploited Black Laborers in Africa 🔗: sethabramson.substack.com/p/proof-exclus… A shocking true story, with scores of citations. The Introduction is free. Please RETWEET. This man must not become co-POTUS.

Maxwell needs to get his fuckin ass beat

Elon Musk is LITERALLY going to cause another riot. This election will end up similar to 2020 where the popular vote is a blowout, Harris will win most of the swing states but the vote count in those states will be very close. Musk has created an illusion on Twitter that this

Is there still time for Aaron Rodgers to be RFKs running mate? He might be better off doing that

~Yes, you can~ take your hatred out on Jill Stein voters

Ball up top

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