i asked alyssa to bring me back a hot chocolate and the bitch brought me back a shot. worst friend i’ve ever had.

does anyone like being alive

who hacked billy’s twitter.

this woman is literally me.

*no one* *literally not a single person* “ciara just started sharing their location with you”.

eric drove me and lex from firehouse to dtw because he was the most sober. just let that sink in.

hi welcome to lake county where you have 50 percent of the county with herpes and the other 50 percent most likely has the fakest personality. stay inside where it’s safe.

iykyk.

someone please assist me.

We’ve been in PIB for a half hour and have already had two complaints :) long weekend ahead of us!

no single human could bring me the happiness that taco bell being delivered to my door does.

it has NEVER fails that as soon as i am at my peak of happiness something happens for it all to be taken away. NEVER fails.

“The hangover only lasts a day, but the memories last a lifetime” - Spuddy’s

joe was the only one who said happy birthday to me today which is kinda fucked up but my birthdays not until wednesday so i guess i get it.

this is alyssa fyffe .

Streaming with my bitches. twitch.tv/ciaramast

Jorgan and the bitches. twitch.tv/ciaramast

Jorgan and the bitches. twitch.tv/ciaramast

White claws and Covid what could be better. Come join this free entertainment. twitch.tv/ciaramast

you are all very welcome.