Trying this before my exam in 30 mins I hope it doesn’t give me stomach issues

pretend I said something funny

guardian

ty to InfinityMice for feeding into my delusions of being a twitter aimer. I’ll be testing each of them out on stream the next few days!!

hello ~ im looking for content creators that are interested to attend fan expo toronto to fundraise for cancer research :')

i will provide:
- food
- onboarding
- company
- somewhat good jokes

plz DM ME!!!!!!!!

this damn dog won't stop licking my feet now

Watching my neighbours dog and it was cute and all until he started humping me

twitter how do I mute quote retweets of a tweet.? What word do I even mute to never get this shit on my TL indefinitely

Eid Mubarak to all who celebrate ^.^ hope this month has brought you peace, safety and love my friends ☪️

chat loves my new lashes!

I think they’re TOO full but maybe that’s just cause I’m not used to it

Getting lash extensions for the first time today. I’m boutta make this my whole personality

already putting in good work ty tinymacdude Estabrok

Yo guys I got this burrito bowl the other day idek what meat they gave me 😭

☔️ Purple Rain powered by Rockstar Energy Drink

After a sweep by the University of Waterloo, we have your 2024 ☔️ Purple Rain Champions! 🏆

Congratulations to Warriors Esports 👑

Thank you to every team that participated in the event, and we'll see you all next year! ❗️

my teammates are lucky to have me

im so fuking mad that i hve to make this tweet but

my cat pomelo is missing since my roomates didnt fucking close any of the doors before going outside.

if you are in the LA area, specifically culver/midcity and you find him, please call me.

i dont even know what to do

i'm new to being an esports spouse... here's some highlights from the watchparty 😌