I have a petrol lawnmower and I couldn't get it started today so I kicked it. Then I got a screwdriver, fiddled about with a few screws, pulled off the spark plug, blew in it and on it and then it started. Now I feel like a boss mechanic. Happy to share my other fixing tips.😂😂

For a bit of foster care reality BBC News (UK) viewers, I’d love you to read You’re Being Ridiculous!

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My foster child just came home drunk. Told me she loved me, that she wasn’t just saying it because she’s drunk, it’s truuuuue, she wants to live with me forever and ever and she’s sorry and…and….and then she threw up right in my face. How’s your day? x❤️
#YoureBeingRidiculous

I love my foster child’s personality, her smile and chat.
But I hate that she is so determined that no one in this world could ever like or love her.

I love her. Many people do. One day I hope she will stop fighting everyone, realise this, and truly believe it.
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Ffs! I’ve never heard so much shite being spoken in all my life - is what I thought to myself as I sat through the most ridiculous meeting today with my foster child. I feel I need praise for having not actually said this aloud; although I fear my eyes may have given me away! 🤪

I need cheering up! The best way to do this is to make me laugh or for you to read my book; my attempt at making you laugh.
I’m fine really, a lot going on the last few months, and fostering life’s just a bit shit right now. That‘s putting it mildly x😂❤️
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Happy Easter my Twitter pals x 😘❤️

If you‘re looking for something to read while eating your chocolate egg then try a little piece of me!
#HappyEaster
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Chinese takeaway Prawn Crackers taste better the next day.

This is my one and only thought for the day.

As someone who has worked with young teenagers in foster care, I absolutely loved this book 😍 It made a change to read, with light-hearted humour and empathy, the tales of the children with some laugh out loud moments. I do hope the little cubs settled and are growing safe ❤️

Great book: warm, funny and wise. You could do worse than spend a few hours over Easter relaxing with this.

I’m just a book. Standing in front of a bookworm. Asking you to read me. x😉😘😂
#love #reading #happy #books
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My dad, who died two years ago today, was ‘You’re being ridiculous!’ biggest fan. Not a day goes by when I don’t think of him and smile. He used to say he preferred his virtual pseudonym daughter to the real life one. I’d love you to read this x😉❤️amzn.to/2tWwHqk

Well worth a read.🥰

‘If you haven’t read it, get it!‘ - wise words😂😂

I got my PLR statement today - £2.86 woohoo! Daft as it may sound I absolutely love that 18 people took out ‘You’re being ridiculous!’ from their local library. If your library doesn’t have a copy, ask them to contact me. I’d love you to read it x amzn.to/2tWwHqk

I’d love you to read it too 😊

Another lovely review. It’s 4 stars but they read it and enjoyed it which is good enough for me and my ego; just! 😂😂
I’d love you to read ‘You're being ridiculous!’ if you haven’t already x

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Morning! It‘s been a while since I’ve Wordled!

It‘s been a while since anyone has left a review for ‘You’re being ridiculous!‘ - this is lovely, thank you, not to mention a little optimistic x 😂😂

15 - I keep cocking up. Why don’t you hate me? I always hurt you. I don’t know why I screw everything up?
Me - I don’t hate you. I love you - good bits and bad bits. And I love ruining your fun. Taking your phone off you. You bake a good cake too. And you make me laugh. Ok? x💔❤️