BREAKING FROM IDAHO: This isn’t supposed to be happening. Deep red. MAGA country. Trump stronghold. But today — the streets of Idaho are lined with protesters chanting “No Kings.” Not because they were paid. Not because of George Soros. But because even the reddest states are

DONNY JUST BEAT THE WORLD RECORD FOR LOWEST APPROVAL RATING. PEOPLE ARE BEGGING FOR KIDNEY STONES INSTEAD OF DONNY! MANY ARE CHANTING, "IMPEACH THE LEECH!" OFFICIALS TELL US HIS APPROVAL IS NOW FIVE POINTS BELOW HELL. BUT DON'T GIVE UP, DONNY, YOU STILL HAVE ROOM TO FALL. --GCN

EVERY DAY he speaks is another reminder: not just a pathological liar - he’s a cancer on democracy. He’s a coward, a conman, a Putin-bootlicker. He’s knee-deep in the Epstein files. He’s a fucking rapist. He deserves contempt & ridicule until Cholesterol finally ends him.

Canadians aren't ANTI-AMERICA, they're ANTI-Trump! Once again Canada 🇨🇦 shows up to support 🇺🇸.

Today, 7 million people came out to protest Trump at 2,700 different locations. This is now officially the largest protest in American history. America will not go quietly.

No Kings. Not now, not ever.

It is estimated that easily 7 million people took part in demonstrations across more than 2,700 cities and towns making it one of the largest single-day nationwide protests in U.S. history. Scenes from Chicago. #3E #NoKings #50501Movement #indivisible #wearetheflood

That's not a very nice way of describing Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Martha Wainwright ~ Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole (Live at City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds UK) #SaturdayNight #Music #FuckTrump #ChuckPlaylist 🇨🇦 youtu.be/bdKjkJV29sM

Little Big ~ Fucking Asshole #SaturdayNight #Music #FuckTrump #ChuckPlaylist youtu.be/bqMbVzQyXtc

Wet Leg ~ CPR #SaturdayNight #Music #ChuckPlaylist youtu.be/HeL2M8jBEI4

It's a little different when you're threatened with exposure to your die-hard base that you and all your rich friends are raging pedophiles.

Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 I think the it's offensive to say Merry Christmas thing died a while ago. Also, you're 10 ply soft to be bothered by a dance in a grocery store. There's an Indian population in Canada and they are celebrating a perfectly nice holiday that they grew up with. Absolute Snowflakery.

And apparently they're all RWNJs who troll on Twitter.

Have you ever engaged with a MAGA or CPC supporter and wanted to ask them, "who ties your shoelaces for you?"

FUN FACT: Did you know? When Elon Musk croaks, he will be just as rich as every other dead person. #ItsAFact

Hitler built himself a ballroom too... we all know how that ended.

#club1909codes Answers to tonight’s quiz 1) Gallagher 2) 3 3) 3rd 4) True 5) True Bonus) 8