Yes, you know your #childhood is over when you go to sleep on the couch and wake up to find, you're still there!

Al Murray hazard is having trouble adapting to the culture is all.In France, you are allowed to kick anyone you feel.Cantona had same prob.

Look for the new Ball Boy feature in FIFA14 Al Murray

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were supposed to make me a better dancer, but I saw the video. We need to talk.

Statement From Fawaz nottinghamforest.co.uk/news/article/s…

Take 5 minutes today to be thankful for everybody in your life, good & bad, past & present. They all made you the person that you are today.

#DumpHimIf he spends more time plowing on Farmville than plowing you.

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feeling inferior watching the voice not because of the singing but hollys knockers are amazing in that dress!! x

Retweet this if you are watching Brand New #MagicianImpossible3 now!!! #watchdynamo

Fungry: The state of being fucking hungry.

Retweet if you've seen the 1st ep of #MagicianImpossible3 & can't wait till the brand new #Ibiza episode this Thursday at 9pm #watchdynamo

'Cheers', 'warm regards'... What your email sign-off really means t.gu.com/n2zJw (via Guardian Opinion

I don't make lists because I can't remember what I have to get done. I make lists so I can feel like a badass when I check things off.

It’s #FreebieFriday time! RT to win some of our fabulous SPF 10 and 15 Lacura suncare. We have 10 sets to giveaway.