Betty Boop for President, 1932. youtube.com/watch?v=ClplCx…

Sidewalk reads for the gout-stricken francophone who is seeking relief and distraction...

Last New Year's Eve, mylar balloons in a neighbor's window looked like they said "So-So". What should I make of last night's balloons that said "1505"?

SHUT THIS LYING LUNATIC’S ACCOUNT DOWN NOW

.@twittersafety Archive and remove Donald J. Trump's account. You have Terms of Service. Please enforce them!

In a room lit only by an outsized TV screen, a small-handed man mutters, "I've heard people say, 'the ship must go down with its captain.'"

You're right to wonder @DanCohen. I thought NARA had been collecting tweets, but the Federal Register Act is notably vague about Daily Compilation material.

Remarkable review of ₠'s Book, "Broad Band: The Untold Story of the Women who Made the Internet." Read Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK's 🧵 In 2018, we invited author Claire Evans & #Hypertext researcher cathy marshall (profiled in the book) to probe big concepts. decentralizedweb.net/videos/convers…

Quiet. I'm watching the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00. It's almost too much for me.

Neighborhood raccoons must be smoking Marlboro Lights these days

I have never identified with a monitor lizard more. I, too, always want something on the top shelf. youtube.com/watch?v=u5RNDk…

I was just accused of being a show-off because I knew what day of the week it is...

I can't work in the garden if bugs in camo are watching me

Auto-renewal is an eternal commitment. It can only be cancelled by the person who saved $5 starting it...

Sad clown couches to join zombie brigades of HP Deskjet printers...

"Liver Sausage -- Ace of Cold Cuts" That's the Ace? Wonder what's the Three of Clubs...

So much better than Perfect Nose Models 1 through 24...

If you're going to live in a fortress, you can't be decorating with tiny piles of mini-pumpkins!

It's a good day when the Doggie Diner heads roll through San Franceeeeeesco!

Apparently a lot has happened while I've been out... horg.com/horg/?page_id=2 teddy