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Holy shit! It is August.

BORN TO DAWDLE FORCED TO HASTEN

I hope that when it's time to make fun of my childrens' generation, much of the mocking is aimed at me and my peers for fucking up in whatever mockable way we did

Anyone with a sound mind and clean conscience knows in their pure hearts that triscuits are not crackers

A friend of mine pronounced the name of where I live the way it probably was and should be pronounced but not I pronounce it so I corrected her.

Off to Water Wizz for the day with a breastfeeding wife, a not quite 2 month old and an easily over stimulated 2.5 year old. Wish me luck, speak kindly of me when I'm gone.

Just hit 120 payments for PSLF. Surreal.

Man I just think this may it for me

There should be a mechanism to trade draft dollars in fantasy leagues

Cam Newton Patriots vs Seahawks vibes. Which, weren't awful

Maybe corny maybe fuck you

Or they just want to spend time with their kid.

Pocahontas and Apocalypto would make for a hell of a Mel Gibson double feature

Gotta say, the NFL was a lot more fun when my favorite team was immortal, had the best player to ever play the sport & won basically every week

#growthesport lmao

Anybody who can forgive Curt Schilling for stripping Tim Wakefield of his privacy in his final days is somebody I do not want to associate myself with.

I wish Aaron Rodgers had the sort of CTE that Antonio Brown does

What the god damn hell is this?