The Speakeasy opens its door this evening. A night of art and culture in the heart of Stirling. Last tickets available.

My motto is Be Kind. So not that you will, but if you hear any stories about me being weird or shitty, ask yourself "Does that sound like something a guy with a Be Kind tattoo would do?" Exactly.

Even though I make a large part of my living doing sketch comedy, I’m glad I got out of bar work just before doing sketch comedy on TikTok became a job requirement.

In memory of Brian Wilson (1942–2025), the visionary founder of The Beach Boys, here’s a scene we love from 'Boogie Nights' (1997, Paul Thomas Anderson), underscored by the iconic energy of “God Only Knows"

[Killing Me Softly voice] Chessington World Of Adventures

I do think there’s a lot more to Miyazaki’s line on AI than gets acknowledged, even minding how often it’s shared around here – “we humans are losing faith in ourselves”. That’s the great sadness.

Lying to the taxi driver about what my job is and feeling guilty about it the rest of the trip

Dude I loved your stand-up clip!! I didn’t listen to the jokes, I just loved how the captions were so colorful and animated, like each word did a little pop. I watched it a few times to see the words do their little dance

Huh. I was not expecting this to be the angle of the Springsteen biopic:

Think it’s so class that Blink-182 made a Fred Perry for goths

Your AI comedy fliers look like shit

Director: Now remember it's a documentary about an animal hospital. Sick pets, dogs being euthanised, you get it. Composer:

Just learned that Rebekah Del Rio passed away a few days ago. RIP to an incredible voice

Bob Vylan’s silence re: Tiny Chef is deafening.

A wee reminder that I’ll be doing an intimate WIP show all about Christmas on Sunday 13th July! You can use promo code SANTA for £6 tickets! Ignore the fact it’s the middle of summer and come along to The Stand Glasgow! 🎅🎄 Support from superb Chris Thorburn thestand.co.uk/performance/19…

“oh my god that’s my unc shooting poison on stage”

One fat guy on Love Island could heal the nation