Husband

everyone's blue ticks disappearing apart from the people who paid for theirs feels like the lights being turned on at the club i can't explain it

Eating a piece of chicken wrapped in a napkin walking down the street

Someone’s getting my blondey for xmas aint life so funny

Every year

IM A STAAAAAAAR

If I was a nepo baby, people would literally never see or hear from me. I would spend my parents money in absolute silence and peace.

Flirt like a guy, Go

This is the funniest shit ever

eu e o meu damo 🙏🏼

no i b sucking dick fr

everyone going crazy saying he was attractive 😭 mental illness

Libraries should be open 24 hours and also have a smoking section

5?!!!!!!!! Wtf

RIP TWITTER PORN!!!!! 😭💔💔💔

get me tf out 🤡

netflix has generated a show ('buying beverly hills') that is Exactly the same as selling sunset but pitched as a succession-type family business drama replete with a dramatic classical music theme song. obviously i am taking an edible and watching the whole thing in one go

Everyone that likes elon musk can burn in hell