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Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui (@sabreenags) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Seeing a lot of Zionists grief rage on here today. Imagine if instead of 6, you were mourning 200,000! And imagine instead of 6 adults, it was 1000s upon 1000s of children. And imagine if instead of receiving their bodies, you received their body parts in plastic bags. Imagine

Mark Kersten (@markkersten) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Following the #ICJ's decision on ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ illegal occupation of ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ , states must "immediately review all diplomatic, political, and economic ties with Israel, inclusive of business and finance, pension funds, academia and charities.โ€ That includes you, Canada. ohchr.org/en/press-releaโ€ฆ

CBC Pitchbot (Satire) (@cbcpitchbot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Citing escalating levels of anti-Boer sentiment in Canadian organized labour, the newly-formed Canadian Boer Committee seeks to advocate for and protect Boer workers

tanya tagaq (@tagaq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If youโ€™re rich and white and scared of the poor browns too bad. Be afraid. Live a quivering, cowardly existence. Wear it on your sleeve and pretend itโ€™s social anxiety. Pretend itโ€™s not racism. We all see right through you.

Davide Mastracci ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ (@davidemastracci) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NEW: Iโ€™m A Jewish CUPE Member, And I Support Fred Hahn In choosing to ignore their membership and cower to the Zionist lobby, CUPEโ€™s National Executive Board has undermined union democracy, writes Anna๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ—๏ธ in her defence of Hahn. readthemaple.com/im-a-jewish-cuโ€ฆ

Robert (Durden) (@realrobdurden) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you reported this 11 months ago, you were smeared relentlessly or even threatened. Now even Israeli MSM is reporting it. This is how it always goes.

If you reported this 11 months ago, you were smeared relentlessly or even threatened. Now even Israeli MSM is reporting it. This is how it always goes.
Davide Mastracci ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ (@davidemastracci) 's Twitter Profile Photo

HonestReporting Canada just sent a fundraising email announcing that it plans to launch what sounds like a Canary Mission equivalent for Canada. They describe it as one of many new projects they hope will โ€œrestore deterrence and procure consequences against our adversaries.โ€

HonestReporting Canada just sent a fundraising email announcing that it plans to launch what sounds like a Canary Mission equivalent for Canada. 

They describe it as one of many new projects they hope will โ€œrestore deterrence and procure consequences against our adversaries.โ€
Tameem | ุชู…ูŠู… (@tameeolivefern) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: reports of a huge massacre in al-Mawasi Khan Younis where Israel has just targeted dozens of tents in a make shift refugee camp packed with thousands of displaced Palestinians. Massive bomb craters (9m deep - 15m wide) & families were buried in sand.

CBC Pitchbot (Satire) (@cbcpitchbot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Opinion | We can all agree that flying the flag of a foreign country is unacceptable for Canada's MPs. Unless that country is committing a genocide with our weapons

The Grind (@thegrindto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Police pushed the crowd off the sidewalk into active traffic, pepper sprayed liberally, punched or elbowed multiple women in the face, tackled and arrested someone they had pushed into another officer, and lots more, according to videos and interviews. thegrindmag.ca/toronto-policeโ€ฆ

Erica Violet Lee (@ericavioletlee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Police in Canada kill six Indigenous people in eleven days. The RCMP's official statement to the major Indigenous news network: "These situations are also difficult for our police officers"

Yukon Cornelius ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@neeedleseye) 's Twitter Profile Photo

there's over 200,000 Lebanese Canadians, you might think Canadian politicians might think of them and say literally anything about acts of aggression and terror against their country of origin