i’m obsessed with you. that’s why i blocked out 3 hours to talk to strangers about their bad habits -- gooning, doomscrolling, anything. 650k+ impressions. 300+ DMs. funding. all in 24 hours. fastest pre-launch startup you’ve never heard of. and we still take user calls

nobody gives a f*ck about you. unless you make them. that's why gen z founders are becoming creators. not for vanity. but for survival. because if you're pitching a product rather than a narrative in 2025, you're building in the wrong decade. so yeah — we dropped 30 bands on

3 straight (?) men. 1 bed. 1 baby is born. (tally) we slept at 5am. woke up at 7. took 20 investor calls back to back. no team. no runway. no breaks. just a launch video, a dream, and a death wish. but that’s what happens when you ironically trade the 9–5 to work

anddd thats a wrap tally jointally.app

episode 1: i became known as the linkedin gooner overnight. not just on here — we went viral on twitter. got roasted on reddit. even sidechat threads petitioned to “stop giving columbia students funding” and while I’m not proud of it… i don’t regret a thing lol. but before

babe wake up, new official tally habit just released

too many fucking concerns about our product so we’re addressing them all in our latest production. yes, you’ll find out how we track your orgasms. stay tuned. tally

if you’re close to giving up — do it. bc that just means you weren’t all in to begin with. but if you’re not ready to let whatever it is die, then burn the boats and go all in. most people don’t fail because they were wrong. they fail because they were quiet. because they

this made my day

tally’s out aug 1, 1pm pst. jointally.app

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hey this is the real cayden here. earlier today my account was compromised and used to promote a coin for tally under my name. i want to emphasize that tally will NEVER launch a coin. truly sorry to anyone who lost money to this.

we are so cancellable

i was today years old when i found out sf doesnt have cava 🥀💔

transported into a world where it went from “hey can i get ur ig” to “yo whats ur twitter”

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bullish on wearable tech

After 10 years of failed startups, I’ve finally found the next trillion dollar company. Introducing Virio — the AI marketer for enterprise. As a teen I made content that did 1B+ views/month… …and earned <$10K. That’s when I learned: Views ≠ Pipeline Likes ≠ Revenue The