Hey, Robin, everyone's dying to see you alive. We're sick to death of death!

That reminds me of a good one: two Risen, a wyvern, and a priest walk into a bar-

Are you the one who stole my bag? Because the stuff in there'll probably kill you slowly and painfully. Just saying.

Aw, but I'm a nice guy, so come here. I'll finish you off quickly. Hold still...

Dead things! I love dead things! Especially when I get to kill them again. That's a very special experience.

Ooh! After I kill you, do you think you could get back up again? Pleeease?!

Dang! That's quite a nasty curse someone put on you.

So if I strike you down, you'll come back as strong as before? Sounds like an eternity of agony...Where do I sign up?

The spikes here remind me of the ones back in wizard school. Whenever I did something naughty, they'd put me in a room like this.

...I almost died! It was neat. Still, nonstop pain is no fun for anyone, so I'll try to make this quick!

Wow, just look at all this lava! It's like a river--no, a LAKE of blood!

If I toss you in, which part of you do you think will turn to mush first?

...Aww, no pouty faces! I'll make sure you're dead before you splash down!

Aww, you peeked at the roster? Now you must know all my perverted little secrets. That's not fair!

You'll just have to tell me YOUR secrets... like how much you'll shriek when you die!

Hey, jerk! Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not nice to hog the beach?

Now I'm gonna have to chop you up and toss you into the sea. Oh don't worry—there's plenty of hungry fish out there, nya ha!

Ooh, hot springs! I've heard of these! You sit in the water for a while, and the minerals do stuff to your body.

I wonder if the minerals can help me cast any awesome new dark magic!

Brace yourself.