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Have decided to resurrect this twitter account and go full blown medieval graduate student. This is a public service announcement to get out while you still can or I'm taking you with me to 13th century southern Italy!!

medieval italian writer boccaccio, when writing about paradise, described a land with a mountain made of grated parmesan cheese, inhabited by people who spent all day making macaroni and ravioli and rolling them down the mountain for the other inhabitants to eat

Dumbledore Garvey is all set for Halloween on Campus with @CUAGusGarvey and @CUAministry

Good bye. x.com/CNN/status/924…

I just tried Whole30 for almost a whole day, but that was more than enough. Just busted into Halloween candy meant for my residents.

Reminded my dad that today is the 500th Anniversary of Luther’s 95 theses and he said “too soon”

Sometimes Mom and I text each other pictures of our cute outfits. Today was no exception.

Me: “Isabella I can’t run that fast. Miss Clare is out of shape” Isabella, 3: “what shapes are you out of? Triangles?”

Student Leader Info Night is 9 days away! Come to the Great Rooms at 7 to hear about all the Res Life positions you can apply for!

Applications for Residence Life's Student Coordinator Position (Jan. 2018-Jan. 2019) are now LIVE on the Nest! All you need is one semester experience working in Residence Life. Applications are due on Nov. 17!

me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell death. me: thanks roger. tell the family happy holidays roger, the FBI man: will do. please get more sleep

how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand

In 2018, let us all aspire to be Judgy Fish Nuns. x.com/jenyamato/stat…

Just saw Bette Midler in Hello Dolly but she DIDNT sing “I’ve put a spell on you”??? What’s the deal there??

Me: there’s nothing else to do about the government shutdown Me after 4 glasses of wine:

Hundreds gathered in Australia to say Owen Wilson's iconic "wow" in unison