i dont know what most things are

Ants are supposed to be small. Try to magnify them and they burst into flames

putting this photo of LBJ in APUSH textbooks would cause a culturally devastating spike in anime club girls becoming obsessed with u.s. presidents. like the effect hamilton had on theater kids in 2015 but laser targeted at fujoshis, who are a much more powerful demographic.

people have been told that personalized, attentive, warm, snag-free service can be theirs for pennies on the dollar. this is a marketing line dreamed up by the evilest companies on earth and i will say it is depressing to see so many people falling for it

the cure for internet poisoning is to gorge oneself on shitposts until the whole internet is vomited out

bone free zone

clownhead crowdlevel

I’m sick of being degraded by ignorant, brainless loud mouths, who yell bullshit things like "Gunpowder is a blend of Salt,Sugar and Spike", or simply "Shit for brains". Enough!! I want back my full and complete status as U.S.President

A fruit is named “orange.” As a result, it is incentivized to become the color orange. Which it does. Every. Single. Time. Free markets make this possible.

you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine

Let me tell you a quick story about NYT rehabilitating images real quick. When my book "American Cipher" came out, they interviewed me. They asked me about the "Serial" podcast. 1&2 panel is what I originally said. go look at it now, it looks like 3d panel. Why? 4th panel.

Hard working 😊

she moby on my dick til my leg falls off

if you tell the bing AI to make a cartoon with a caption, but don't tell it what to put in the caption, it usually chooses the name of a race, which is cool

I'm in a cave. haha.