There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting .

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Huge appreciative shoutout to London Ambulance Service who arrived swiftly yesterday eve to help a very vulnerable young lady, injured & inebriated in the road in Arnos Grove. We salute you & your self-sacrifice all year round ✨

Shout out to all the parents who spend any fraction of their weekend in softplay, the 7th circle of hell.

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing. #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

Week #1 home educating. How did you do? Have you combed your hair? Did you cry in the shower only that one time? Are your kids alive? Well then: BRAVO.

I was asked in a job interview “can you perform under pressure?” I said “do you mean the song?” They said no.

I ... I am crying.

Selected from 1,981 entries by artists from 69 countries around the world, the #BPPortrait Award 2020 represents the very best in contemporary portrait painting. Discover the online exhibition today: npg.org.uk/bpportrait

Buy the fan. Every year about now you consider buying the fan. Then when you finally decide to buy the fan there are no fans left. Buy the fan.

Abandoned by locals, adopted by refugees. Take a 360 tour of the Italian village being brought back to life by welcoming refugees.

Hello @RupertCoxSKY, please could you tell your wife that her advice & experience in Things I Wish I'd Known has moved me beyond measure.

Levels of saying “I want to leave”: 1. Sitting on edge of sofa 2. Looking at watch 3. Saying “is that the time?” 4. Slapping thighs 5. Saying “right” 6. Placing mug near sink 7. Putting on coat 8. Saying “right” again You’re staying for at least another hour at this point.

He needed a roof. They wanted to help. So this Eritrean asylum seeker and British couple become housemates.

When you post a funny joke to the Messenger group chat