Joe Biden should start dressing like Karl lagerfeld

being humbled by Spotify notifying me that I've already added "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora to a shared playlist

haven't read man's search for meaning in a while but I think it's about having hobbies?

when you talk at a show, just know that you're ruining it for me, a 32 year old man who has seen this band 3 times already

bringing Mr. Beast feastables to my gfs thanksgiving

a bumper sticker that says THEY MADE SNOOPY GAY in all caps

getting two tickets to Hamilton and seeing it twice by myself

dreaming of something called daft punk wine

thinking about making a big hat, like guinness world record big

tearing up at my company karaoke party singing coldplay the scientist

walking into planned parenthood hey can you check my asshole separate question can I get paid to jack off in here

missed brain awareness week again.... fml

doing the this is america dance at a company talent show but forgetting the choreography halfway through and asking if i can start over

summer 2024 IG carousel, me flicking off trump tower, sylvia plath book, mirror selfie with tip of my penis visible

Following up with a "you?" after sending a girl coworker a video of a monkey coughing and not getting a response for 1 hour

they should let guided by voices do the Superbowl halftime show

*thinking my friend's baby is an old coworker i haven't seen in a while, but kinda unsure* Me: "yeah long time no see, how's it been? Yeah...I'm working on the Chase account right now, how about you? Oh? You're actually a baby? Got it got it, okay...."

hims should give you a sticker for your water bottle when you order their bald pills

top 10 ultimate respect moments UFC

do you mind if i film our conversations and upload them into a video compilation called fucking moron fails